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the many faces of Kim Jong Un


This is my magic unicorn, named Dumbo. I got it from the lair up in the mountain. Don’t believe me? check this out?


Hihihihii I just peed.


You said what? my penis is small? you look at it when we peed?


Penis-stalker, I hate them, I hate them. I’ll start a war just to show you I got balls. You’ll be sorry.


I think an enlargement pill may help


It doesn’t work, it doesn’t work, it gets smaller.

Doc! you if I do that, it’ll get bigger? If I massage it everyday, like that. Just put it in for an hour everyday.


I think the Doc, is right, it works…just turned on the vacuum and placed it inside for an hour everyday.


Ohh yeah, who got small penis now, not me. Batch!


I salute you my comrade, I too have the same size as you do.


Everybody should get in touch with their feminine side. I kind of like this. I hope my butt doesn’t look big.

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